1) Elderly couple on a walk.
Jane: Oh, the sun looks like it'll be coming out today, why don't we go on a walk?
Jack: I suppose that would be nice and maybe we can visit the grandkids.
Jane: Sounds lovely, I'll grab my hat and be out.
Jack: Come on, before the clouds hide the sun again!
Jane: I'm on my way.
Jack: Alright, let's go then.
2) Teenager asking for a raise in pocket money.
Teen: Hey, Mum. Can I have some more money?
Mum: What for?! I just gave you some last week!
Teen: But it wasn't much!
Mum: Ugh, go ask your father
Teen: Daaaaaad!
Dad: What?!
Teen: Mum won't give me any money!
Dad: If you mow the lawns I'll raise your pocket money by four dollars but that's it.
Teen: Uggghh…I'll as grandma!
3)Rock, Paper and scissors arguing over who's better.
Rock: Hey guys! Don't you think I'm the best?
Scissors: What's that supposed to mean?
Scissors: Are you implying that you're better than us?
Paper: If you are, it's not very nice.
Rock: I do think I'm better, but that's not the point d--
Scissors interrupts
Scissors: And how are you better than me?
Scissors: I'm sharp and I cut through things.
Rock: But I smash you easily so that you're only blunt.
Scissors: I still have a fluid motion and I'm easy to throw.
Rock I can smash, be thrown and used to hit.
Scissors: You're stupid and used only for physical damage.
Paper: Well I'm smooth, nice and…Rock are you crying?
Rock:…Shut up.
Paper: Here, I'll give you a hug.
Rock: Paper, you're the best!
Scissors: I concur.
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