Inference

In class we have been learning to make inferences instead of normal sentences.

Statement: Matthew was lonely. 

Inference: None of the others would speak to Matthew, they didn't even go near him. All he did was sit in the corner and stare longingly at the others who played together. Envy flared up inside him as he saw friends sharing gestures and he looked down knowing that he wouldn't be able to experience these joys.
Parody: Matthew was an alone lonely loner who was alone in the loneliest area of lonely to the point of a lonely lone return. All alone that is,

Statement: Kyle was excited about maths.

Inference: As soon as Kyle noticed that maths was the next subject his eyes lit up and he couldn't help the smile that broke across his face. He grinned as he pulled out his gear, ready to take on this subject with enthusiasm.
Parody: "Oh maths." Kyle whispered, "How I love you so." He then shared a lovely kiss with his math book.

Statement: Connor was terrified of answering the phone.

Inference: Paranoia ran rapid in Connor's mind as the task of answering the phone became less simple and more daunting. His hand hesitated over the white phone as mixed feelings welled up inside wondering whether to pick up the phone or not.
Parody: The phone. It was terrifying. THE PHONE. DON'T TOUCH THE PHONE. But unfortunately nobody knew the phone like Connor did. This phone murdered people and it was so evil. "BRIIING." "NO DON'T TOUCH IT!" He wailed, flopping around.