Inference

Statement: Caine was addicted to computer gaming.
Inference: Caine's eyes focused on the buzzing blue light of the screen, his hand pressed the keys and clicked the mouse in a rhythm. His parents called for him but to their annoyance he replied with, "Just let me save!"
Parody: Caine lives in his mothers basement all day eating cheese.
Statement: Maia felt sick.
Inference: A wicked cough shook Maia's body as she began to convulse to keep her germs at bay.
Parody: No. Maia did not feel sick. You have no idea how Maia felt. She felt like a train had come and ran over her head before deciding to try reversing again before a giant cactus fell from the sky and got lodged in her throat.
Statement: Josh was worried about being late for school.
Inference: School was starting in a matter of minutes and Josh ran as quickly as he could to keep up with the ticking clock so that he could make it to the salvation of the classroom.
Parody: The Indiana Jones theme began playing as Josh ran towards the class of doom. He managed to get in before an explosion killed everyone.