How to be Me in the Morning

You will need:
Yourself
A Home
A Parent
Siblings
School Uniform
School Bag
Laptop (Apple mac)
Some kind of pass for your bus

First you must wake up somewhat close to your bus's pick up time to the sound of your mother calling at you and your younger sibling to wake up (last part is optional.)

Now try to procrastinate from leaving your warm bed and get out as slowly as possible or try to stay warm as you get up.

Next you must run around the inside of the house finding your uniform, preferably spread out and hiding, and once found you may put it on and proceed.

The fourth part is when you have to go to the kitchen to make your lunch only to find that your mother has made it for you and has made toast for you too.

Thank your dutiful parent and wonder how she did all that in twenty seconds. Don't forget to feel a little bit guilty about waking up late.

For this part you have to shove your lunch into a part of your school bag that isn't already crawling with something and then rush to your bedroom to check your laptop.

The day before you should have left this charging overnight and check the percentage at the top carefully and make sure it's at one hundred percent before turning the screen lighting down to save power.

Now all you have to do is panic as your mother leaves and try to finish a few morning tasks like realize you haven't got a certain thing that's hidden well within the house and try to find it, hopefully this will annoy your impatient parent who will be beeping the car horn as she sits in it with the engine started.

This part is a little difficult depending on how much you annoy your mother and the speed of your siblings. You will have to rush, grabbing your bag and going to the car as fast as you can and slam into the door to the front passenger side.

Next you can open the door and sit on the seat next to your parent and wait for your brother/sister/s to come into the car which should take a while.

Your mother should now be taking you to the bus stop where you take your school bus and drop you off a meter away from it.

Dash towards the stop and wait patiently a few meters away from actual bus stop, because it should smell like sewage and death, and wait for your bus to come.

Once the bus arrives you have to take out whatever type of currency your bus accepts and wait for the first two people on your bus to get on before passing your item to the bus driver and taking a seat.

Finally you find an empty seat and wait to get out at the third stop that doesn't have anybody at it and walk up the the hill that all the other students with similar uniforms will walk up. You have now reached school and succeeded in being me.

(In the event that Tauranga Boys High students are not on the bus your stop will be second and if there are no St. Mary's students and no TBH students it will be first.)